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MADDOG 
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Posted on: Sep. 08 2003,7:25 pm |
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If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? 
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Actually my wife is especially happy when my google check arrives each month. Thanks to douchbags like you, I get paid just for getting you worked up. -Liberal
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lisalisa
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Posted on: Sep. 08 2003,8:55 pm |
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If a man speaks alone in the woods, is he still wrong?
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hoosier
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Posted on: Sep. 09 2003,12:20 am |
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Love that one Maddog. 
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The power of accurate obsvervation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
George Bernard Shaw
The devil begins with froth on the lips of an angel entering into battle for a holy and just cause. Grigory Pomerants
We have crossed the boundary that lies between Republic and Empire. Garet Garrett
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LisaMarie
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Posted on: Sep. 09 2003,12:58 pm |
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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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Bush & Son - Sending America to war since 1990
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MADDOG
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Posted on: Sep. 13 2003,3:41 pm |
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
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Actually my wife is especially happy when my google check arrives each month. Thanks to douchbags like you, I get paid just for getting you worked up. -Liberal
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Dustin Petersen
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Posted on: Sep. 13 2003,7:23 pm |
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Why is it that although most people want to live in a house, nobody wants to live in a home?
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jimhanson
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Posted on: Sep. 14 2003,9:22 am |
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I found a whole load of "deep thoughts"--and rather than doling them out day-by-day--here they are, all at once: 
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Support bacteria they're the only culture some people have.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Get a new car for your spouse it'll be a great trade!
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Edited by jimhanson on Sep. 14 2003,9:23 am
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"If you want to anger a Conservative, tell him a lie. If you want to anger a LIBERAL, tell him the TRUTH!"
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Mamma
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Posted on: Sep. 15 2003,7:55 am |
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If an editor can't edit, is he still an editor?
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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
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Ole1kanobe
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Posted on: Sep. 16 2003,8:58 pm |
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Why is it that every animal on time to trade just happens to be great with children?
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The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
-Albert Einstein-
Some of what is said here (myself included) is about as tolerable as listening to someone vacuum a cat.
-nphilbro-
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jimhanson
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Posted on: Sep. 17 2003,3:51 pm |
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Don't worry about your spelling--see below:
Tihs is intestinreg!
Aoccdrnig to a rscheeahcr at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the
frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses
and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a
wlohe.
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"If you want to anger a Conservative, tell him a lie. If you want to anger a LIBERAL, tell him the TRUTH!"
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