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Mamma 
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Posted on: Sep. 07 2003,11:47 am |
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Woman live longer because life imitates nature. It's always the smartest and strongest in the herds that live the longest. Men just don't know enough to keep their mouths shut...for instance:. When we say "how could you?"...we really don't want you to answer. And when we ask, "what were you thinking"......that's another good time to pretend to be deaf. Once men learn to think like women, they too shall live longer. 
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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
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Mamma
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Posted on: Sep. 07 2003,12:36 pm |
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Or......on second thought....maybe it will just seem that you are living looooooonger. 
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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
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minnow
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Posted on: Sep. 07 2003,12:48 pm |
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Yes...but you see that's the problem. You tell men to think like women but that's not really what you what. Women are not looking for mental relations with other women (unless gay). They're looking for men. As soon as the man is feminized by his mate..she mates with the next alpa male. Like back in highschool when girls had guy freinds....but it was the bad boy who they gave sex too. Women really don't want men to think like them...they just say they do... 
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hoosier
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Posted on: Sep. 07 2003,1:25 pm |
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Wow Minnow, that was really deep. And I agree with every word of it.
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The power of accurate obsvervation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
George Bernard Shaw
The devil begins with froth on the lips of an angel entering into battle for a holy and just cause. Grigory Pomerants
We have crossed the boundary that lies between Republic and Empire. Garet Garrett
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Mamma
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Posted on: Sep. 07 2003,4:22 pm |
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No, No, No.....you have it all wrong. We don't look for mental relations with other women because most of us think alike. As for being friends with a guy in high school and then dating the bad boys.....well sure we did. Good grief, a friend is a friend is a friend. And I didn't say you should think like us....that is an impossibliity. Men are not capable of thinking like a woman. Men use too much logic. I didn't say I wanted you to think like us. I just said if you did, it would seem like you lived alot longer.
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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
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Dustin Petersen
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Posted on: Sep. 07 2003,11:42 pm |
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I wonder why you have to chop trees down before you can chop them up?
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MADDOG
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Posted on: Sep. 08 2003,4:45 pm |
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Why is it that they put instructions in braille on drive-thru ATM's?
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Actually my wife is especially happy when my google check arrives each month. Thanks to douchbags like you, I get paid just for getting you worked up. -Liberal
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Tiger
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Posted on: Sep. 08 2003,5:01 pm |
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I wonder who ever came up with the ol' pull my finger trick? And how did it come to be a nationwide trick to pull.
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MADDOG
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Posted on: Sep. 08 2003,5:54 pm |
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Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
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Actually my wife is especially happy when my google check arrives each month. Thanks to douchbags like you, I get paid just for getting you worked up. -Liberal
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Dustin Petersen
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Posted on: Sep. 08 2003,6:27 pm |
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Why do you park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
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