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MADDOG 
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Posted on: Aug. 28 2003,9:53 am |
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Why is it that no matter how you throw your underwear in the washer, they always comes out of the dryer inside out. 
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Actually my wife is especially happy when my google check arrives each month. Thanks to douchbags like you, I get paid just for getting you worked up. -Liberal
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LisaMarie
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Posted on: Aug. 28 2003,1:03 pm |
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I think you might like this website...
http://www.funbureau.com/ 
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Bush & Son - Sending America to war since 1990
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hoosier
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Posted on: Aug. 28 2003,1:46 pm |
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LMAO @ maddog
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The power of accurate obsvervation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
George Bernard Shaw
The devil begins with froth on the lips of an angel entering into battle for a holy and just cause. Grigory Pomerants
We have crossed the boundary that lies between Republic and Empire. Garet Garrett
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MADDOG
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Posted on: Sep. 05 2003,12:43 pm |
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I wonder, if a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out of it's nose?
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Actually my wife is especially happy when my google check arrives each month. Thanks to douchbags like you, I get paid just for getting you worked up. -Liberal
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Mamma
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Posted on: Sep. 06 2003,11:15 pm |
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I've always wondered why:..when they have those pictures of the criminals in the post office, why didn't they just keep them after they took their pictures?
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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
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Ole1kanobe
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Posted on: Sep. 07 2003,12:18 am |
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LOL @ Mamma! 
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Dustin Petersen
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Posted on: Sep. 07 2003,8:57 am |
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I've always wondered... why is the word "abbreviation" so long? And why is the word "acronym" not an acronym, and the word "palindrome" not a palindrome?
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lisalisa
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Posted on: Sep. 07 2003,9:52 am |
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Why isn't "phonics" spelled like it sounds?
When I bounce a check, why does the bank charge me for something they know I don't have?
Why do husbands die before their wives? Because they WANT to.
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hoosier
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Posted on: Sep. 07 2003,10:07 am |
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Why do husbands die before their wives? Because they lived with a woman. The woman has it easy, they get the joy of living with a man, thats why they live longer. Men get the short end of the stick. LOL. I left you an opening ladies, take advantage of it, LOL.
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The power of accurate obsvervation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
George Bernard Shaw
The devil begins with froth on the lips of an angel entering into battle for a holy and just cause. Grigory Pomerants
We have crossed the boundary that lies between Republic and Empire. Garet Garrett
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Ole1kanobe
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Posted on: Sep. 07 2003,11:28 am |
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Remember, no matter how good looking a woman is, someone; somewhere is sick of her crap.
Why is it when scraps, odds and ends are fed to pigs it is called slop, but when it's fed to people it's called SPAM?
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The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
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Some of what is said here (myself included) is about as tolerable as listening to someone vacuum a cat.
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