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Posted on: Dec. 23 2013,9:20 pm |
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I'm asking if you've been to weddings where those words were recited? If you want read into it, I guess I could also ask you if you thought the minister would have changed the wording if it had not been a traditional man and wife wedding?
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grassman
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Posted on: Dec. 23 2013,10:28 pm |
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(alcitizens @ Dec. 23 2013,10:13 pm)
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(Liberal @ Dec. 23 2013,5:27 pm)
QUOTE Apparently the kooks think that liberals should be more tolerant of intolerance.   This comment says it all.. Why do they say "I pronounce you man and wife" instead of "husband and wife"? Now it can be "I pronounce you man and husband" or "I pronounce you woman and wife"..
  
OK,here we go...
I'm Getting Married... To My Horse!
Marriage is No Longer Just Between a Man and a Woman
I'm so thankful that people have finally realized that marriage was never meant to be only between a man and a woman. Why? Because I am in love with my horse and we want to get married.
My horse, Fred, is not only my best buddy and friend, but he is soon to be my husband. We are getting married next month. We're planning a honeymoon at the Kentucky Derby. It will be a working honeymoon for Fred.
In the old days, people assumed marriage was between a man and a woman. The very idea that people could not marry whatever or whoever they wanted to is insane. When someone loves something or someone, they should be allowed to marry that something or someone and spend their life with the thing or person they love. The old notion that marriage is just between one man and one woman is outdated.
Just this week, I was reading where two women want to get married and where two men are in love and want to marry each other. All that love stuff made me realize just how much I love my horse and how I want to spend my life with my horse. So I walked to the stable and I proposed to my horse. My horse, being the wonderful horse that he is, immediately accepted my marriage proposal. I can't wait for the wedding!
Sure, there was a time when such ideas were considered not only wrong, but just plain sick. Once upon a time, the idea of of any union other than the traditional man and woman union was kept quiet and hidden, and certainly not something to be proud of. Boys and girls once grew up with a Mom and a Dad, in a strange thing called a Family.
Lucky for us, today is different. Today, finding a traditional family is not the norm, but rather the exception. We don't have to worry about hiding the fact that we want to marry our horse. We don't have to worry about what people will think. We are proud to shout it out... I am in love with my horse and we are getting married! We can even have human/horse parades to show off our marriage. And if anyone dares to talk down to the fact that I am marrying my horse, well goodness I can just say how offended I am and how closed minded you are, sue for discrimination. I can tell you how wrong it is that you can love and marry whoever or whatever you want to, so I can too.
Yes, marriage has come a long way, baby! You're invited to the wedding, by the way. Please note that the wedding reception will also double as a baby shower and bring extra gifts.
 
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Liberal
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Posted on: Dec. 23 2013,11:42 pm |
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Why am I not surprised to hear you have a abnormal attraction to a beast of burden?
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alcitizens
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Posted on: Dec. 23 2013,11:50 pm |
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(grassman @ Dec. 23 2013,10:28 pm)
QUOTE OK,here we go... I'm Getting Married... To My Horse!
Marriage is No Longer Just Between a Man and a WomanI'm so thankful that people have finally realized that marriage was never meant to be only between a man and a woman. Why? Because I am in love with my horse and we want to get married. My horse, Fred, is not only my best buddy and friend, but he is soon to be my husband. We are getting married next month. We're planning a honeymoon at the Kentucky Derby. It will be a working honeymoon for Fred. In the old days, people assumed marriage was between a man and a woman. The very idea that people could not marry whatever or whoever they wanted to is insane. When someone loves something or someone, they should be allowed to marry that something or someone and spend their life with the thing or person they love. The old notion that marriage is just between one man and one woman is outdated. Just this week, I was reading where two women want to get married and where two men are in love and want to marry each other. All that love stuff made me realize just how much I love my horse and how I want to spend my life with my horse. So I walked to the stable and I proposed to my horse. My horse, being the wonderful horse that he is, immediately accepted my marriage proposal. I can't wait for the wedding! Sure, there was a time when such ideas were considered not only wrong, but just plain sick. Once upon a time, the idea of of any union other than the traditional man and woman union was kept quiet and hidden, and certainly not something to be proud of. Boys and girls once grew up with a Mom and a Dad, in a strange thing called a Family. Lucky for us, today is different. Today, finding a traditional family is not the norm, but rather the exception. We don't have to worry about hiding the fact that we want to marry our horse. We don't have to worry about what people will think. We are proud to shout it out... I am in love with my horse and we are getting married! We can even have human/horse parades to show off our marriage. And if anyone dares to talk down to the fact that I am marrying my horse, well goodness I can just say how offended I am and how closed minded you are, sue for discrimination. I can tell you how wrong it is that you can love and marry whoever or whatever you want to, so I can too. Yes, marriage has come a long way, baby! You're invited to the wedding, by the way. Please note that the wedding reception will also double as a baby shower and bring extra gifts.
Does Fred love you or does he love the food and water that you give him? What do you think he is getting you for Christmas?
Is he in your will? 
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Posted on: Dec. 24 2013,5:42 am |
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^ will Mark Dayton embrace his "fondness" of barnyard animals 
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MADDOG
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Posted on: Dec. 24 2013,5:53 am |
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I'm asking if you've been to weddings where those words were recited? If you want read into it, I guess I could also ask you if you thought the minister would have changed the wording if it had not been a traditional man and wife wedding?
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Actually my wife is especially happy when my google check arrives each month. Thanks to douchbags like you, I get paid just for getting you worked up. -Liberal
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Posted on: Dec. 24 2013,8:49 am |
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(This is my real name @ Dec. 23 2013,3:58 pm)
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(Expatriate @ Dec. 23 2013,3:42 pm)
QUOTE Didn’t call the hillbilly Westboro I was referring to right wing Christian Coalition conservatives posting here defending his dribble! And again, is there a middle ground, or if you don't agree with same-sex marriage you are automatically lumped into the Westboro Baptist Church crowd? For the record, I don't know ONE single Christian who supports Westboro. Even among Christians, they are considered a hate group masquerading as a church.
Westboro Christians emphasize the bias of the Christian religion or for that matter the intolerance of all religion
for anyone who has not been indoctrinated into their sect.
Some people are born Gay, some people are born Black, some people are born with a low IQ .
Phil opened his mouth and showed his bias, is this what Christians do judge others?
It was Phil’s right to state his opinion and that’s what he did, maybe for ratings who knows.
If I were true Christian I’d have to stone more than half of you to death for adultery, I could buy a male slave and a female slave,
But you good Christians would put me to death for blasphemy long ago.
What I’m saying here is that book is full of laws and rules that are archaic and just plain ridiculous, most who call themselves
Christians pick and choose the laws they follow!
If someone is gay or black shouldn’t they have the same rights as the rest of US.
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