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jimhanson 
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Posted on: Sep. 10 2003,1:12 pm |
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Rarey!!! "I'm glad these children were here today to hear this. Not only was it authentic Frontier Gibberish....."
When "re-creating", don't do the campfire scene!
"This is a letter from our esteemed schoolmarm, Harriett Johnson, which she herself has composed" 
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repdan
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Posted on: Sep. 10 2003,1:17 pm |
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You are the states......LOL
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carpe ductem.....remember we're all in this together..I'm pull'n for you.
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jimhanson
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Posted on: Sep. 10 2003,1:56 pm |
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In the Freeborn County version of Blazing Saddles, I nominate the following for casting parts:
Hedley Lamar--Commissioner Behrends (he has the mustache )
Mongol--Maddog
Lilly VonSchtup--Mamma (I bet she'd look good in fishnet stockings! )
Taggert (head "evil-doer") Ron Gabrielson
Lamar (assistant "evil-doer") Dan Springborg
Town Mayor--Dan Belshan
The Waco Kid--Roger Bok ("yeah, but I SHOOT with THIS hand!")
Sheriff Bart--"what's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?")--Minnow
Buddy--producer of "The French Mistake" (no reference to the courthouse)--Mullenbach
Preacher ("Listen to this good book, and what it has to SAAAY!--Son, your on your own!)--Jim Hanson
"Olson Johnson" ("I'd like to extend to you, a laurel, and hearty handshake")--Liberal
All of the other "Johnsons"--our resident Norwegian Ole1kanobe
Hangman--Hoosier
Inventor of the "candygram"--Geokarjo
Governor (or "GUV")--REPDAN
Governor's secretary--Audra Lynn
"We've got to keep our phoney-baloney jobs--harumph, harumph!" "I didn't get a harumph out of that man!"--County Commissioners--Mathiason, and all County Commissioners.
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jimhanson
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Posted on: Sep. 10 2003,4:51 pm |
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We've identified 4 different versions of Blazing Saddles--the Directors Cut, the "clean" version ("what's happening in the CLEAN world?"), the version with out takes (slightly longer, with some funny skits not in the normal cut), and the version with the "flubs" on the end.
Like the Rocky Horror Picture Show, we regularly have "Blazing Saddles" parties for true afficianados--I know, I know, it doesn't take much to amuse people in small towns!
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hoosier
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Posted on: Sep. 10 2003,5:01 pm |
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LMAO @ Jim, I love your casting. Where do you come up with some of the stuff you think up? Can I really hang someone? 
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The power of accurate obsvervation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
George Bernard Shaw
The devil begins with froth on the lips of an angel entering into battle for a holy and just cause. Grigory Pomerants
We have crossed the boundary that lies between Republic and Empire. Garet Garrett
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Grinning_Dragon
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Posted on: Sep. 10 2003,8:46 pm |
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| Quote | | You gonna draw them pistols or whistle Dixie? |
Love this movie have it on DVD. Also like Full Metal Jacket..
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memoria of cado frater ,Semper fidelis
*The object of war is NOT to DIE for YOUR Country, but to make the OTHER BASTARD DIE for HIS...Patton
My Constitutional Rights trump your dead.
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jimhanson
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Posted on: Sep. 10 2003,8:52 pm |
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R. Lee Ermy as the platoon sergeant "I'm gonna rip your head off and **** down your neck!" Everybody that ever went through Basic Training laughs at his recreation of the Drill Instructor--but Jack Webb's "The D.I." was perhaps even better!
I had heard that Ermy, a former Gunnery Sergeant, actually wrote and improvised his lines during the filming of the movie.
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Grinning_Dragon
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Posted on: Sep. 10 2003,9:08 pm |
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Jim you are correct, R. Lee Ermy, made the crap up as they filmed.
Scene: Discovers Pvt. Pyle has a Jelly doughnut..
| Quote | | DI Hartman;Jesus H Christ, what is that? WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT!!!?? |
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*SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS / MOLON LABE / Se Defendendo
memoria of cado frater ,Semper fidelis
*The object of war is NOT to DIE for YOUR Country, but to make the OTHER BASTARD DIE for HIS...Patton
My Constitutional Rights trump your dead.
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hoosier
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Posted on: Sep. 11 2003,8:27 am |
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Isnt that the guy that has the show on the history channel, Mail Call? Love that guy, he's a hardass, LOL.
Edited by hoosier on Sep. 11 2003,8:28 am
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The power of accurate obsvervation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
George Bernard Shaw
The devil begins with froth on the lips of an angel entering into battle for a holy and just cause. Grigory Pomerants
We have crossed the boundary that lies between Republic and Empire. Garet Garrett
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