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I can't say he eats it, but alot of it sure pours out of his mouth!  :D

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PostIcon Posted on: Jun. 25 2007,7:46 pm Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32327

If you're offended by moderately bad language don't click. However, it's slightly apropos to the conversation- and very funny if you have animals.


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Two DVD/CD/MP3 player units with a total value of $686 were reported stolen from Albert Lea’s Wal-Mart at 12:27 p.m. Thursday, according to police reports. Reports indicated that an unknown suspect pushed in the door of a locked display case and stole the units. No suspect information is available.

But what are all those cameras for? (From what I've heard, most of those domes don't even have cameras - they watch their own employees more than they watch for shoplifters)

You would think that high-ticket items like that would be under better supervision. Inside job?  ???


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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 06 2007,3:05 pm Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

65 inch man steals 32 inch TV

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A 5-foot, 5-inch tall Hispanic male with dark hair wearing a blue shirt and baggie shorts was reported running out of Home Depot carrying a 32-inch Magnavox LCD HD TV at 2:11 p.m.

Thursday, according to police reports. Reports indicated the male ran out of the store and yelled to a heavy-set female with blondish-red hair and glasses to open the car door. The car had Missouri plates and was last seen traveling southbound on Interstate 35. tribune


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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 06 2007,8:41 pm Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Possible Prostitution in Austin by Cristina Frank
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Police say an Austin man may face prostitution charges, after he's accused of trying to persuade a couple of local dancers into prostitution.
   Police say a man approached three dancers at the Showgirl Saloon in Austin, MN.  The dancers say the man told them if they worked at the Paradise Island Bar across the street, they could make more money dancing and dating customers. The report is being forwarded to the County Attorney


Possible prostitution!? LOL :laugh: What'll really be funny is when that kook of prosecutor Miss Nelson decides to file trumped up charges.  Just watch:;):


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Man cited for theft after eating chocolate in store

Police cited Xxxxx Xxxxxxxx, 78, with misdemeanor theft and criminal damage to property at 6:50 p.m. Wednesday at Shopko, according to police reports. Reports indicated that employees saw Xxxxxxxx pick up a box of Ghirardelli chocolates and place it in the front of his cart. He began to eat the chocolate, and then placed it back on the shelf. The value of the chocolate was $2.49.

I love Chocolate  I hope it was good?


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Why not just put Keith Registers' name in there?  :p
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Why not just put Keith Registers' name in there?  :p

No kidding. You know, if your going to be such a duche, and steel $2 chocolate, Your name should be posted everywhere.

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Why aren't shoplifters' names listed in the AL Trib?  Not defending Register here, but isn't this reporting something of a double standard?

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will there listed in the paper .... so you just need to read the fine Tribune closer.
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