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Posted on: Sep. 20 2006,9:06 pm |
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Thanks Maddog and others, I really needed a laugh!!! And, you definately provided one!!!
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menace616
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| Quote (TameThaTane @ Sep. 11 2006,4:07pm) | Someone called the police on me. They were worried about my dog in my vehicle while parked at a local store parking lot. Each winder was cracked about 3 inches open.
It was 2:00 AM dark, and chilly! 
I mean I could see if it were during the day with the sun out but... 
People must have heard it was bad to leave dogs in vehicles, only they didn't seem to understand why. Typical Albert Lea. |
Is your dog black? The war on drugs affects everyone. 
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cheeba
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Posted on: Sep. 21 2006,12:04 pm |
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We should definately keep this thread open to add new things I about fall out of my chair daily with some of the crime reports..... funnier than "News of the Weird" sometimes.
The Tribune should move the Police report to the same page as the comics.
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banquo
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Posted on: Sep. 22 2006,8:52 am |
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| Quote (cheeba @ Sep. 21 2006,12:04pm) | We should definately keep this thread open to add new things I about fall out of my chair daily with some of the crime reports..... funnier than "News of the Weird" sometimes.
The Tribune should move the Police report to the same page as the comics. |
I agree, it is one of the highlights if the fishwrap. 
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MADDOG
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Posted on: Mar. 12 2007,10:37 am |
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| Quote | Damage to van
Criminal damage to a Power 96 van was reported at 10:53 a.m. Friday according to police reports.
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No word if the van was rockin' at the time.
Alright, which one of you guys don't have an alibi? 
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The Game
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Posted on: Mar. 12 2007,2:09 pm |
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I guess thats what happens when we leave the sound system on and park too close to the older folks condos. At least they didn't yell at us to get off thair lawn.... Yet...
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Replicant
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Posted on: Apr. 17 2007,12:08 pm |
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Stolen Items
Taking someone's fish stix, now that's one thing. But to take the nutty bars at the same time, that's low.
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Some fish sticks, quarters and Nutty bars were reported stolen out of 510 Court St. Monday at 12:39 p.m.
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cheeba
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Posted on: Apr. 17 2007,12:38 pm |
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| Quote (Replicant @ April 17 2007,12:08pm) | Stolen Items
Taking someone's fish stix, now that's one thing. But to take the nutty bars at the same time, that's low.
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Some fish sticks, quarters and Nutty bars were reported stolen out of 510 Court St. Monday at 12:39 p.m.
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At least they didn't take the Ho(e) Ho(e)'s
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TheTruth
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Posted on: Apr. 17 2007,12:42 pm |
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| Quote | Items stolen
Some fish sticks, quarters and Nutty bars were reported stolen out of 510 Court St. Monday at 12:39 p.m. |
A resident in Albert Lea was so poor they had to resort to stealing fish sticks just so they could eat?
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Replicant
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Posted on: Apr. 17 2007,2:42 pm |
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| Quote (TheTruth @ April 17 2007,12:42pm) | | A resident in Albert Lea was so poor they had to resort to stealing fish sticks just so they could eat? |
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