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jimhanson 
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Posted on: May 22 2004,3:42 pm |
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Another (very short) political quiz.
http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html
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"If you want to anger a Conservative, tell him a lie. If you want to anger a LIBERAL, tell him the TRUTH!"
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adamwpuyear
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Posted on: May 22 2004,4:07 pm |
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Here are my results. Wow.
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Only through knowledge can one truly realize the extent of their own ignorance.
You can have it:
1. Right
2. Cheap
3. Fast
(pick two)
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MADDOG
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Posted on: May 22 2004,4:54 pm |
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Damn Jim, this isn't good. You guys shut up and quit laughing at me! 
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Actually my wife is especially happy when my google check arrives each month. Thanks to douchbags like you, I get paid just for getting you worked up. -Liberal
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Newbie
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Posted on: May 22 2004,5:49 pm |
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Here's mine.
Your Personal Self-Government Score is 70%.
Your Economic Self-Government Score is 50%.
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People who don't like cats must have been mice in a previous life.
Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Spidey
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Posted on: May 22 2004,5:58 pm |
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Your Personal Self-Government Score is 70%.
Your Economic Self-Government Score is 60%.
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jimhanson
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Posted on: May 22 2004,6:13 pm |
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Once again--readers of this Forum are left or right, but they definitely have Libertarian leanings, vs. Authoritarian.
Maddog--I would read that as personal self government--high--but you want the government to have control of the economy.
Turn in your conservative credentials--"Here's your sign"!  (just a tweak!)
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MADDOG
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Posted on: May 24 2004,10:04 am |
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Jim, I'm going to click my heels three time and say, I'm not a liberal, I'm not a liberal, I'm not a liberal.... Crap, I'm still here.
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Actually my wife is especially happy when my google check arrives each month. Thanks to douchbags like you, I get paid just for getting you worked up. -Liberal
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jimhanson
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Posted on: May 24 2004,12:30 pm |
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Maddog--Take a tip from Fountain Centers--"you don't have to live with the pain and shame of liberalism forever"--there is treatment for a disease like that.
Start out with being the opposite of Al Franken, and his Stuart Smalley character. The first step in curing any mental illness is admitting your faults, so, like Smalley, say ("I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people will still LIKE me if I'm not a liberal" don't worry, liberals and Arabs won't like you ANYWAY). Step two--repeat constantly "The government is NOT my Mommy!" Step three--live for the present--say to yourself "JUST FOR TODAY--I'm not going to take what the government gives me!" Step four--you must renounce false prophets--say "Just because a Hollywood half-wit says it, it doesn't make it the truth". Step 5--you must believe in a higher being--the government is NOT God. Step 6--you must ACCEPT that you are a liberal--say "My name is Maddog, and I'm a recovering liberal". Step 7--you must help others to avoid the stigma of liberalism. Step 8--you must make a personal inventory of yourself--what CAUSED you sink into the depths of depravity? Step 9--make a list of all of those persons who caused you to inflict liberalism pain upon others--forgive them, avoid them. Step 10--make amends to those you have hurt with your liberal ways. Step 11--seek a higher power--read Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Neal Boortz, Jonah Goldberg. Step 12--believe that your Higher Power will restore you to sanity.
Don't retreat into the liberal closet--get out in the real world--kind of like sunshine cures Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD). Read two Ann Coulter books, then re-take the test. You'll recover. Let me know when you're feeling better.
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GEOKARJO
Google This!!!
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Posted on: May 24 2004,4:10 pm |
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Guess I am alone on this one
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MADDOG
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Posted on: May 24 2004,4:29 pm |
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Jim, I took some of your advise, I read Ann Coulters article from last week. Took a different test test and look!
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Actually my wife is especially happy when my google check arrives each month. Thanks to douchbags like you, I get paid just for getting you worked up. -Liberal
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