Grinning_Dragon 
rideo draconigena
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Posts: 3095
Joined: Aug. 2003
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Posted on: Aug. 27 2003,10:48 pm |
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THE PET PEEVES OF DOGS
1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good Leg humping.
2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.
3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!
4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)
5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.
9. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?
10. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your crap up when you're not home.
11. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
12. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
13. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you turd.
14. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us?
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*SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS / MOLON LABE / Se Defendendo
memoria of cado frater ,Semper fidelis
*The object of war is NOT to DIE for YOUR Country, but to make the OTHER BASTARD DIE for HIS...Patton
My Constitutional Rights trump your dead.
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