the breeze 
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Posted on: Dec. 11 2015,6:48 am |
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While on a flight from LA to Chicago a beautiful young blonde moves from coach to first class. The flight attendant seeing this tells the blonde she must return to her assigned seat. The blonde replies by telling the flight attendant that since she is blonde and beautiful that she should be naturally allowed to move to first class. An argument ensues and the flight attendant gets the captain.
The captain tells the flight attendant not to worry. He married a blonde so he speaks blonde. He walks over to the young woman and whispers something in her ear. The blonde immediately gets up and returns to coach. The flight attendant asks what the captain said to the blonde to make her move. The captain smiles and says: "I told her that first class isn't going to Chicago."
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JESUS DID THE ORGANIZING for His church and whenever men go beyond that pattern (found only in the New Testament of Jesus Christ) they do so at their own peril. One needs to only read the New Testament to see the problem that has been created over the last two centuries within the churches.
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