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Scenario 1:
Jack goes duck hunting before school and then pulls into the school
parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1961 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and
gets his shotgun to show Jack..
2011 - School goes into lock down, Police called, Jack hauled off to jail and
never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1961 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2011 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark.
They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.


Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1961 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given the strap by the Principal.
He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2011 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of a tranquilizer. He becomes a zombie.
He is then tested for ADD.. The school gets extra money from the
province because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1961 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to university and becomes a successful businessman.
2011 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang.
The children's aid worker is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself
and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the aid worker.


Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1961 - Mark shares his aspirin with one of the teachers who also has a headache.
2011 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations..
His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:
Mohammed fails high school English.
1961 - Mohammed goes to summer school, passes English and goes to university.
2011 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by the province. Newspaper articles appear nationally
explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist.
Citizen's Rights Coalition files class action lawsuit against the provincial school system
and Mohammed's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum..
Mohammed is given his diploma anyway but ends up driving a cab for a living because
he cannot speak English.


Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle
and blows up a red ant bed..
1961 - Ants die.
2011 - CSIS, the RCMP and local authorities are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism.
The RCMP investigates his parents --and all siblings are removed from their home
and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is
never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.
He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.
Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1961 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2011 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.. She faces 3 years in Prison.
Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy at the expense of the taxpayers.


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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love it!!!!  :rofl:
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In 1975, my kindergarten teacher actually spanked one of my classmates - over her knee, right in front of everyone. (She didn't pull down his pants, of course.) That would NEVER fly today.

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My high school science teacher was a Marine who fought on Iwo Jima...When he threatened to shove you under the crack of the door if you didn't behave, you knew he meant it!
Had all my teachers been that tough I'd have been an honor student.... :p ....ned
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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 03 2011,8:46 pm Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Then you had the era after that where the teachers were draft dodgers.

Which shows you how smart they were.

Vietnam is all just, "water under the bridge", now right?

But keep in mind what Carly Simon said in her famous ketchup song.

"These are the good old days".

It's also a great song to play when you put some one on hold, too. lol

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You can still get a good education if the classroom teacher is in control!!!!!!!!!!!!!......ned.
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i was still in school in 1956 and some had rifle club. they would shoot targets after school in the gym. i remember them walking in the hallways with their rifles in cases don't know if they were taking them to the gym or putting them in their lockers. also, i got smart with my math teacher who was also the wrestling coach. he picked me up by the neck lifted me off the ground and put me out the door and if i had not put my hands up he would have opened the door with my face. and if i would went home and told my dad he would have done the same thing. but life was good.

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PostIcon Posted on: Aug. 04 2011,4:37 pm Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

And look how you turned out.

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And look how you turned out.

by this you mean what.?????????

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If you have to ask... :dunno:

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