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alcitizens 
Albert Lea
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Posted on: Apr. 20 2012,1:04 pm |
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1977 High Times Interview
High Times:How did you get out of the draft?
Ted Nugent: Ted was a young boy, appearing to be a hippie but quite opposite in fact, working hard and playing hard, playing rock and roll like a deviant. People would question my sanity, I played so much. So I got my notice to be in the draft. Do you think I was gonna lay down my guitar and go play army? Give me a break! I was busy doin’ it to it. I had a career Jack. If I was walkin’ around, hippying down, getting’ loaded and pickin’ my ass like your common curs, I’d say “Hey yeah, go in the army. Beats the poop out of scuffin’ around in the gutters.” But I wasn’t a gutter dog. I was a hard workin’, motherscrewin’ rock and roll musician.
I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin’ kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I’d drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.
See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin’ dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I’m gonna play their own game, and I’m gonna destroy ‘em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin’ awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I’ve always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherscrewer. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn’t know and I’m vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was – ‘cause I was really into bein’ clean and on the ball – I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.
So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn’t believe the smell. They were ridiculin’ me and pushin’ me around and I was cryin’, but all the time I was laughin’ to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, “Oh my God, put those back on! You Do you talk like that to your mother? swine you!” Then they had a urine test and I couldn’t piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin’ up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin’ up. So I went home and cleaned up.
They took a putty knife to me. I got the street rats out of my hair, ate some good steaks, beans, potatoes, cottage cheese, milk. A couple of days and I was ready to kick ass. And in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. They’d call dead people before they’d call my ass. But you know the funny thing about it? I’d make an incredible army man. I’d be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I’d have the baddest bunch of motherscrewin’ killers you’d ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn’t into it. I was too busy doin’ my own thing, you know?
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Grinning_Dragon
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Posted on: Apr. 20 2012,3:41 pm |
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I am not defending Ted per se, I was merely pointing out the fact that TED, he himself made up the story.
The whole crapping his pants and eating nothing but junk food is a fabrication, in otherwise he LIED about it.
Ted came clean during an interview circa 2007, in which he was asked about the story, and he admitted he made it up, all on the sole purpose of trolling the Detroit Free Press.
Guess he didn't think it would have backfired like it has.
So for the record, the story you know about Ted, crapping his pants NEVER HAPPENED.
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memoria of cado frater ,Semper fidelis
*The object of war is NOT to DIE for YOUR Country, but to make the OTHER BASTARD DIE for HIS...Patton
My Constitutional Rights trump your dead.
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MADDOG
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Posted on: Apr. 20 2012,4:35 pm |
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QUOTE I used to be a huge Nugent fan until I heard the draft dodger story, And that is what I see it as for now. A story. Ted had an image to give the rockers of the last couple of generations. His desciption could be just that. A story. The piece of paper expatriot posted is a scrap pulled from the internet. Each of us here knows that findings on the web can be put there to deceive. Authentic looking official documents can be forged to make people believe it's real. 
I'm not saying it is, just that I'll give it time to find out if it is true. I was a Uncle Ted fan for years too. Like Liberal, I'll never attend another one of his concerts either. Just too old for that. 
The Vietnam era was hard times for this country. Many youth took similar paths to what Ted claimed to have done to avoid induction. Movies were made, conscientious objectors abounded and songs sung in disgust of our country.
QUOTE I went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench 'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints off to Washington."
And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'm singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar
situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out.
The VFW didn't acknowledge those coming home from 'nam. Some posts let them join, but told them not to come to meetings. They told them they didn't fight in a 'real war'. I know. Some of them are friends. The VFW didn't fully accept them until their membership had dropped off significantly due to attrition.
College campuses were filled with protesters on one side and rallys on the other. We're coming up on fourth of May. Many here remember what happened that day in 1970. The country was divided. Kids came home from war only to be shunned by Americans. There was no grace. No parades or heroes welcomes when our veterans came home. Many went off and lived and died in shame.
If he did slight his way out of the draft for these stated reasons or some different...not to worry, Jimmy Carter pardoned all draft dodgers. 
So, expatriot, would you care to give us an explanation of how Clinton avoided the draft with a 1-A status then? 
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Actually my wife is especially happy when my google check arrives each month. Thanks to douchbags like you, I get paid just for getting you worked up. -Liberal
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Expatriate
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Posted on: Apr. 20 2012,4:56 pm |
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I don’t give a flying F about that chubby chaser Clinton we’re talking Nugent here!
As for the VFW they treated Vietnam Vets just like any other Vet, something YOU wouldn’t know anything about !
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alcitizens
Albert Lea
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Posted on: Apr. 20 2012,5:54 pm |
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Forty-two years after Specialist Leslie H. Sabo, Jr., U.S. Army, of Ellwood City, Pennsylvania, was killed in Cambodia, he will be awarded the Medal of Honor for conspicuous gallantry.
On May 16, President Obama will present the Medal of Honor to Sabo's widow, Rose Marie Sabo Brown, in a ceremony to commemorate his selfless service and sacrifice.
http://www.vva.org/
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Posted on: Apr. 21 2012,9:03 am |
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How about the question, who defied the Constitution and Bill Of Rights more? Bush and Cheney or Obama? Ted doesn't seem to mind the tear down by the former administration. What's up with that? 
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Expatriate
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Posted on: Apr. 21 2012,1:43 pm |
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Turd Nugget is a POS, a certified liar and draft dodger, he’s no patriot he’s the typical tea party tool... you guys are dupes..
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