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usmcr 
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Posted on: Dec. 26 2007,6:16 pm |
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Tire shop: invite us to your next blowout
Church: salvation guaranteed, or your sins cheerfully refunded
Auto-body shop: may we have your next dents
Butchers widow: the best of the wurst
Pizza shop: we knead the dough
septic-tank truck: yesterday's meals on wheels
Hotel: we need inn-experienced people
taxidermist's window: we know our stuff
Towing company: we don't charge an arm & a leg. we want tows
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"Do not confuse dissent with disloyalty" Edward R Murrow
Memento homo quia pulvis es, et in pulverem veverteris
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This is my real name
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Posted on: Dec. 26 2007,7:21 pm |
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You want to see a lot of real signs that are funny? This website is updated every day except weekends: I Love Bacon.
I've uploaded a few pictures there from time to time, including the one of Larson Contracting when the "L" fell off of their sign. The signs here range from mildly amusing to hilarious.
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PEZ the only candy you eat after your favorite fictional character spits it out of their tracheotomy hole.
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MADDOG
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Posted on: Dec. 27 2007,8:15 am |
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Your dog?
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Actually my wife is especially happy when my google check arrives each month. Thanks to douchbags like you, I get paid just for getting you worked up. -Liberal
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GEOKARJO
Google This!!!
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Posted on: Dec. 27 2007,12:16 pm |
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It is not really a sign but a guy has been coming into Eddie's the last couple of weeks ( it must be that new customer base that the smoke free coalition promised we would get), He does not drink, however he will buy drinks for others in the bar (mainly women), He is early to mid 50's collar length hair shading grey. He had a tee shirt on that said D.A.R.E. but when I looked closer it spelled out
Drugs
Are
Really
Expensive
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GEOKARJO
Google This!!!
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Posted on: Jan. 03 2008,5:19 pm |
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A message to post
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This is my real name
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Posted on: Jan. 09 2008,9:33 am |
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Anybody catch this one in last weeks' Shopper? (Would have submitted earlier, but scanner wasn't working.)
Makes me wonder if he handed out cigars. 
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PEZ the only candy you eat after your favorite fictional character spits it out of their tracheotomy hole.
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hairhertz
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Posted on: Jan. 09 2008,10:18 am |
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never mind the dog, beware of owner
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metis movement
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Maxfli
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Posted on: Jan. 09 2008,3:15 pm |
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wish I had taken a picture of the sign in front of the old clubhouse at Ramsey golf course . It said "Keep off the grass"
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Don't pee on my leg and try to tell me it's raining!
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The Game
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Posted on: Jan. 09 2008,3:43 pm |
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Saw this one on a girls car:
All men are animals, some just make better pets.
//It's true.
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