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the breeze
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Posted on: Aug. 28 2012,4:13 pm |
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Playboy magazine reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue. Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic.
In other news... we all remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of two small breasts and two large thighs. Now KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket." It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken sh*t.
-------------- JESUS DID THE ORGANIZING for His church and whenever men go beyond that pattern (found only in the New Testament of Jesus Christ) they do so at their own peril. One needs to only read the New Testament to see the problem that has been created over the last two centuries within the churches.
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concerned
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Posted on: Aug. 29 2012,6:18 am |
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-------------- When two people always think alike, one of them isn't necessary.
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concerned
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Posted on: Aug. 29 2012,7:03 am |
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-------------- When two people always think alike, one of them isn't necessary.
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This is my real name
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Posted on: Aug. 29 2012,7:05 am |
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Look at the self-righteous content of what he/she posts most of the time and compare it to this.
-------------- PEZ the only candy you eat after your favorite fictional character spits it out of their tracheotomy hole.
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concerned
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Posted on: Aug. 29 2012,1:57 pm |
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Two men were having coffee, when one of them said: Last night, my son just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please give my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother." The other man said:" Wow, he really said all that?" "Well, he didn't put it quite that way. He actually said.”Dad, I've decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign."
-------------- When two people always think alike, one of them isn't necessary.
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This is my real name
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Posted on: Aug. 29 2012,2:23 pm |
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Now THAT'S funny!
-------------- PEZ the only candy you eat after your favorite fictional character spits it out of their tracheotomy hole.
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