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Playboy magazine reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue. Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic.

In other news... we all remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of two small breasts and two large thighs. Now KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket." It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken sh*t.


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Playboy magazine reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue. Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic.

In other news... we all remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of two small breasts and two large thighs. Now KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket." It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken sh*t.

I didn't realize Christians told jokes like that, breeze. It must not be Sunday, I guess.

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Look at the self-righteous content of what he/she posts most of the time and compare it to this.

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Two men were having coffee, when one of them said: Last night, my son just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out,
throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop.
Please give my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.
Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother."
The other man said:" Wow, he really said all that?"
"Well, he didn't put it quite that way. He actually said.”Dad, I've decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign."

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Now THAT'S funny!  :rofl:

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