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pepi-lapew 
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Posted on: Nov. 11 2012,7:40 am |
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Just think how rosey the picture would be by listening to MSNBC, CBS, NBC, ABC. They would be telling us we were walking on streets of gold, and had more money than what we needed! At least FOX tells us the truth, were going to the bottom under BIMBO? Our money will be worthless like the German money was in 1939. 
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Funkadelic Zombie Hunter
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Posted on: Nov. 11 2012,9:32 am |
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I am soooooooo glad that people want me to listen to M.S.M. to get my daily dose of propaganda from the current liar in office I mean how dare I think on my own, one must particpate in group thunk all the way down the toilet to be "informed" 
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The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato
Nancy Pelosi..."dissent the highest form of patriotism"
Obama LIED people DIED
Audentis Fortuna Iuvat
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grassman
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Posted on: Nov. 11 2012,7:07 pm |
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This just in...
Heavily Armed Karl Rove Spotted At Top Of Electoral College Clock Tower
WASHINGTON—Sources confirmed this afternoon that a heavily armed Karl Rove has positioned himself atop the Electoral College clock tower and is planning to pick off at least 50 electors with a high-precision sniper rifle.
Wearing a black tactical ammunition vest with multiple submachine-gun magazine pouches, a holster containing an extra semiautomatic handgun, and several M67 grenades clipped to the chest, Rove reportedly walked up 27 floors to the top of the clock tower, which overlooks the Electoral College’s main quad area and offers the Republican strategist a perfect vantage point to assassinate electors as they exit the Swing State Dining Hall and the Twelfth Amendment Science Building.
Law enforcement officials said Rove appears to be primarily targeting Electoral College attendees from Ohio and Florida.
“Mr. Rove is armed, extremely dangerous, and, we believe, mentally ill,” said lead FBI agent Peter Coburn, adding that his team is working with Electoral College Campus Security to move the institution’s 538 enrolled electors out of harm’s way. “Several witnesses who saw Mr. Rove begin his ascent to the top of the clock tower said he looked stone-faced and was muttering something about making good on his promises to Republican super PAC donors everywhere and to Jesus Christ almighty.”
“We are currently unable to get inside the clock tower because Mr. Rove has destroyed several flights of stairs with plastic explosives,” Coburn added. “Either way, we are urging all Electoral College attendees to stay inside the Red and Blue Dormitory until further notice.”
According to FBI representatives, evidence of Rove’s assassination plot was discovered inside the Fox pundit’s off-campus studio apartment. Amidst old newspapers, weeks-old pizza boxes, and rats, agents said they found an Electoral College yearbook in which multiple faces had been crossed out with red X’s.
In addition, officials discovered several composition notebooks filled with Rove’s psychotic musings, including his 2004 plans to seize control of the entire country, and a passage in which he graphically describes how he wants to slit Electoral College president Nate Silver’s throat and then bathe in his blood while staring at his naked body in the bathroom mirror.
One notebook, sources confirmed, was just page after page of the words “Hamilton County” written over and over again.
“You don’t call a state with 991 votes between the candidates,” Rove wrote. “You don’t do that. You never do that. And if you do, I’m not the one who’s crazy. You’re the one who’s crazy. You are the one who must be stopped. You are part of the liberal conspiracy trying to take hold of this nation. And I will be the one to murder you and the children you wanted to abort. I will be the one who stops the madness. I will rain bullets and hellfire on your heads. Say goodbye.”
As the standoff continued, FBI agents said they were having difficulty getting through to Rove—a 2000 Electoral College graduate and basketball standout—and told reporters that special reinforcements needed to be brought in.
“Karl, come down from there,” said former president George W. Bush, shouting into a bullhorn. “I love you. And I know you love me. I would be devastated if I lost you, so don’t do something stupid. We just have to come to terms with the fact that the Republican Party needs to change dramatically in order to win these general elections. We have to be more inclusive. We can’t tell women how to live their lives, and we have to be more gay-friendly ”
At press time, Rove detonated one of his grenades, destroying the clock tower and sending his dismembered body parts cascading to the ground.
...just kidding, Onion!
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Expatriate
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Posted on: Nov. 12 2012,9:18 am |
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What’s killing the Republicans is their disassociation with the electorate, their catering to a small group of unelected propagandists Rush, Beck, Hannity to name a few. their outlandish tripe borders hate speech.
Why is Grover Norquist the emperor of the GOP who elected him, starve the beast is his brainchild !
Government intervention from the bedroom to the death bed to their phony religious values, attacking workers and unions and undying love of war and the military industrial complex.
The Republican Party what a paradox, I could really get onboard with the conservatives if they could dump that nut job platform.
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Self-Banished
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Posted on: Nov. 12 2012,12:06 pm |
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^^ you're a union hack, you have no idea what conservatisim is about^^
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Don’t be a Dick …
Or a “Wayne” 
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grassman
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Posted on: Nov. 13 2012,7:53 am |
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Karl Roves sister?
Arizona woman runs down husband with car for not voting
PHOENIX (Reuters) - An Arizona woman, in despair at the re-election of Democratic President Barack Obama, ran down her husband with the family car in suburban Phoenix on Saturday because he failed to vote in the election, police said on Monday.
Holly Solomon, 28, was arrested after running over husband Daniel Solomon following a wild chase that left him pinned underneath the vehicle.
Daniel Solomon, 36, was in critical condition at a local hospital, but is expected to survive, Gilbert police spokesman Sergeant Jesse Sanger said.
Police said Daniel Solomon told them his wife became angry over his "lack of voter participation" in last Tuesday's presidential election and believed her family would face hardship as a result of Obama winning another term.
 
With what? Excessive doctor bills?
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hairhertz
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Posted on: Nov. 20 2012,4:17 pm |
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It's like a soap opera: today's episode of Rugged Individualism. Husband will become totally disabled and Wife will lead the fight for him to get those "entitlement" benefits so he can provide her with spousal maintenance following their divorce... 
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