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July 19th, 1900


DEATH LURKS IN THE BEER
Three Men Die in Agony After Drinking Lager.

By Wire From Fort Dodge, Ia., July 19.

Four young men living in Cerro Gordo county, near the Minnesota line, purchased and drank a keg of Eastern-brewed beer some days ago, and as a result three of them have died and the fourth is now in terrible agony, and is reported to be on the point of death.

The day was warm and the beer was consumed hurriedly by the friends, who little realized that they were sipping a death-dealing draught. They were all taken sick immediately, and although a physician was soon summoned, the taking off of three of the young bibbers could not be prevented.

To ascertain, if possible, the strange cause of the sickness, the keg was broken into and the decomposed remains of a genuine rattlesnake was found. Improbable as the story sounds, it is true; and is rendered plausible by the fact that empty kegs are often left lying around for weeks before being shipped back to the breweries. It is thus easy for reptiles and insects to crawl into the kegs as cool resorts.

The scalding out of the kegs upon their return to the brewery would naturally kill any living organism, which would remain right in the keg. It was only a few years ago that a man here became sick from drinking keg beer and an investigation showed that a dead toad occupied the keg with the beer.

http://www.startribune.com/local/blogs/98719929.html


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110 years ago sure is good to know things have changed in a century plus.
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Things wouldn't have changed if the conservatives had their way. The conservatives think that the free market should have decided if people wanted to buy that brand of beer any longer.  Of course they would also think that a lawsuit against the brewer would have been a frivolous lawsuit.

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We like to call it 'culling the heard'... :dunce:   sinister grin
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We like to call it 'culling the heard'... :dunce:   sinister grin

Since when was simply wanting to have some refreshing keg beer cause for a death sentence?

The more Hannitized, dittohead garbage you repubs spew, the more I believe that you people wouldn't know compassion if it bit you in the arse.  :frusty:


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And let me supplement my commentary by pointing out that as soon as a repub's kid goes through some similar agony, they change their tune real quick. Kind of like Nancy Reagan's about-face on stem cell research, once Ronnie started down Alzheimer's Street.

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Why do libtards feel the need to make a victim out of everyone for their own political gain?
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