Topic: Humorous Signs
started by: usmcr
Posted by usmcr on Dec. 26 2007,6:16 pm
Tire shop: invite us to your next blowoutChurch: salvation guaranteed, or your sins cheerfully refunded
Auto-body shop: may we have your next dents
Butchers widow: the best of the wurst
Pizza shop: we knead the dough
septic-tank truck: yesterday's meals on wheels
Hotel: we need inn-experienced people
taxidermist's window: we know our stuff
Towing company: we don't charge an arm & a leg. we want tows
Posted by This is my real name on Dec. 26 2007,7:21 pm
You want to see a lot of real signs that are funny? This website is updated every day except weekends: < I Love Bacon >.I've uploaded a few pictures there from time to time, including the one of Larson Contracting when the "L" fell off of their sign. The signs here range from mildly amusing to hilarious.
Posted by MADDOG on Dec. 27 2007,8:15 am
Your dog?
Posted by GEOKARJO on Dec. 27 2007,12:16 pm
It is not really a sign but a guy has been coming into Eddie's the last couple of weeks ( it must be that new customer base that the smoke free coalition promised we would get), He does not drink, however he will buy drinks for others in the bar (mainly women), He is early to mid 50's collar length hair shading grey. He had a tee shirt on that said D.A.R.E. but when I looked closer it spelled outDrugs
Are
Really
Expensive
Posted by GEOKARJO on Jan. 03 2008,5:19 pm
A message to post
Posted by This is my real name on Jan. 09 2008,9:33 am
Anybody catch this one in last weeks' Shopper? (Would have submitted earlier, but scanner wasn't working.)Makes me wonder if he handed out cigars.
Posted by hairhertz on Jan. 09 2008,10:18 am
never mind the dog, beware of owner
Posted by Maxfli on Jan. 09 2008,3:15 pm
wish I had taken a picture of the sign in front of the old clubhouse at Ramsey golf course . It said "Keep off the grass"
Posted by The Game on Jan. 09 2008,3:43 pm
Saw this one on a girls car:All men are animals, some just make better pets.
//It's true.
Posted by Common Citizen on Jan. 09 2008,3:44 pm
(This is my real name @ Jan. 09 2008,9:33 am)
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Anybody catch this one in last weeks' Shopper? (Would have submitted earlier, but scanner wasn't working.)
Makes me wonder if he handed out cigars.
Makes me wonder if he handed out cigars.
makes me wonder if he handed out cigars...
Posted by Spidey on Jan. 09 2008,5:13 pm
This one made me laugh ... it's an actual book for kids. 
Posted by grassman on Jan. 09 2008,9:45 pm
PETA:People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
Posted by hairhertz on Jan. 10 2008,5:40 am
protect wild life, use freezer wrap
Posted by MADDOG on Jan. 10 2008,6:50 am
Just for you commuters
Posted by GEOKARJO on Jan. 10 2008,11:04 am
Bumper StickersIt's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.
We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of 'smart'?
When you work here,
you can name your own salary.
I named mine, 'Jeff's'.
The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.
A fool and his money
can throw one hell of a party.
when blondes have more fun do they know it?
Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL
money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.
If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you.
Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
Time's fun when you're having flies.
......Kermit the Frog
We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.
One good thing about Alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day.
Friends don't let friends
take ugly WOMEN home.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.
Alabama state motto:
At least we're not Mississippi
Gaseous clouds
have been detected
around Uranus.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
GUN CONTROL:
using both hands
The more I learn about terrorism,
the more I understand the phone company.
The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population
Posted by Spidey on Jan. 13 2008,6:26 pm
Posted by Spidey on Jan. 13 2008,6:29 pm
First of all ... I'm not saying I'm a Republican ... and I'm not saying that I'm not. But this sign is just too funny!
Posted by Spidey on Jan. 13 2008,6:32 pm
This isn't a sign ... but thought you all would get a laugh out of it. I sure did.
Posted by Madd Max on Jan. 13 2008,7:25 pm
I always liked this one.
Posted by MADDOG on Jan. 13 2008,9:36 pm
This picture was taken in Albert Lea.
Posted by hairhertz on Jan. 14 2008,7:31 am
In the rice growing area of northeast Arkansas, there's a well meaning sign that states: road may be dangerous when under water
Posted by hairhertz on Jan. 14 2008,7:34 am
Sign in northeastern Arkansas rice growing area: road may be dangerous when under water
Posted by stitch0852 on Feb. 24 2008,8:30 pm
Bumper sticker in Virginia Beach, VAPMS ESP
(Translation = bitch that knows everything)
My mistake, it was actually a personalize license plate. Surprised me the "Commonwealth" allowed it.
Posted by This is my real name on Feb. 25 2008,9:43 am
This wasn't a sign, but I saw it on another forum:
Posted by GEOKARJO on Feb. 27 2008,2:36 pm
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Posted by ICU812 on Mar. 12 2008,1:12 pm
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