Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: John Boehner at early age.
started by: grassman

Posted by grassman on Apr. 17 2014,12:13 pm

Posted by MADDOG on Apr. 17 2014,1:20 pm
Sometimes its best to not ask how, why or where you came up with that one.  

Guess it musta been all that line dancin' you was doing.

Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 17 2014,3:12 pm
This could be fun,
Posted by grassman on Apr. 17 2014,4:30 pm
Oh goody, someone wants to play! :laugh:
Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 17 2014,4:35 pm
My belated birthday present for you :D
Posted by grassman on Apr. 17 2014,4:39 pm
Yours was in the mail but got lost, here, have a look. :)
Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 17 2014,4:48 pm
^^^ :rofl:
Thanks.

Posted by grassman on Apr. 17 2014,5:00 pm
Here's a good one. :D The Eric Holder one was a little to racy. :blush:
Posted by MADDOG on Apr. 17 2014,9:26 pm
I think what Jay is trying to say is, "The Boston bombing?"  "What difference at this point does it make?”

Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 18 2014,4:48 am
I realize this is not a reliable news source but it's a little more truthful than say CNN?
Posted by grassman on Apr. 18 2014,9:29 am
How about that Eric, what a rascal!
Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 18 2014,11:22 am
^^^rascal?
I think more criminal.

Posted by grassman on Apr. 18 2014,6:44 pm
Speaking of criminals...
Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 18 2014,6:52 pm
Could be worse,
Posted by grassman on Apr. 19 2014,8:28 am
Not really...
Posted by MADDOG on Apr. 19 2014,9:13 am
Dr. Oz?
Posted by MADDOG on Apr. 19 2014,9:15 am
Déjà vu
Posted by grassman on Apr. 19 2014,9:37 am
And here he is!
Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 19 2014,10:14 am
^^^ yeah! almost six years of economic malaise now.

Oh, wait, we elected...

Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 19 2014,6:15 pm
I found this observation on another site and it just rang so clear for me,

Bengazi was a spontaneous protest?

Fort Hood was work place violence?

And the standoff in Nevada was perpetrated by domestic terrorist?

This idiot needs a reality check...

Posted by MADDOG on Apr. 21 2014,2:27 pm
Boehner on sombreros and immigration.
Posted by MADDOG on Apr. 24 2014,2:58 pm
Global Warming Change?
Posted by grassman on Apr. 24 2014,3:05 pm
Here's Johnny!
Posted by grassman on Apr. 24 2014,4:10 pm
:cool:
Posted by grassman on Apr. 24 2014,7:44 pm
:rofl:  :blush:
Posted by grassman on Apr. 27 2014,9:24 am
NEED I SAY MORE? :rofl:


Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 27 2014,12:13 pm
PLEASE! MAKE IT STOP!

< http://www.cbsnews.com/news...-reform >

Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 27 2014,12:18 pm
A man was walking along when he spotted a small boy busily constructing something. He approached the boy and was shocked to see him playing with cow manure! For lack of anything better to say, he asked, "Little boy, what are you doing?"

The boy replied, "I am making George Bush with this manure, Mister."

Now thoroughly taken aback, the man asked, "Why are you making George Bush? Why not make, er, Bill Clinton?"

The boy answered, "Oh no Mister, I can`t make Bill Clinton."

"But why not?" asked the man.

The boy replied "Well, Mister, there isn`t enough here to make Bill Clinton."


source: < http://www.jokebuddha.com/Manure/recent/5#ixzz306lQ2JSM >

Posted by grassman on Apr. 27 2014,12:46 pm
Good ol Bill.
Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 27 2014,2:19 pm
^^^ Him?

No morals, kinda, nope, really creepy he was seducing a girl his daughter's age.

Otherwise he knew not to rock the boat on economics.

Posted by grassman on Apr. 27 2014,2:32 pm
:cool:
Posted by MADDOG on Apr. 27 2014,4:06 pm
I can't quite tell.  Is that the famous tatoo artist, Debbie Wasserman Schultz?
Posted by grassman on Apr. 27 2014,4:27 pm
???
Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 27 2014,9:50 pm
10 reasons why I vote democrat
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#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.

#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.

#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

. . .And the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $Billions for oil to people who hate us, and not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those other countries.

Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 27 2014,9:52 pm
Then there's this...
Posted by grassman on Apr. 28 2014,5:51 am
:oops:
Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 28 2014,6:06 am
^^ that's hilarious :rofl:
Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 29 2014,4:03 pm
Wow
Posted by grassman on Apr. 29 2014,4:27 pm
I question the muslim part but you can put lipstick on a pig... :rofl:
Posted by grassman on Apr. 29 2014,4:36 pm
:laugh:
Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 29 2014,5:56 pm
^^^this is getting ridiculous, we're throwing mud at the same fence.
Posted by grassman on Apr. 30 2014,6:32 am
Just being bipartisan. See, it is possible! :D
Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 30 2014,7:25 am
Nope, I'm straight.
Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 30 2014,7:33 am
There is this...
Posted by grassman on Apr. 30 2014,10:13 am
^^^^ the guy with the shoe did! :laugh:



(Self-Banished @ Apr. 30 2014,7:25 am)
QUOTE
Nope, I'm straight.



See, blinded by the party line.

Posted by Self-Banished on Apr. 30 2014,10:21 am
^^
What party? There is no party, they're all in it together, and we're not invited.

Posted by grassman on Apr. 30 2014,10:28 am

(Self-Banished @ Apr. 29 2014,5:56 pm)
QUOTE
^^^this is getting ridiculous, we're throwing mud at the same fence.

Ah, but you only throw at one side of the fence.
Posted by MADDOG on May 01 2014,3:00 pm
See, I'm throwing mud at my side of the fence.  Sort of?

Posted by Self-Banished on May 01 2014,4:54 pm
I started a thread on dipsh!t republicans.
Posted by grassman on May 01 2014,6:25 pm
:rofl:  There ya go, set yourself free! :thumbsup:
Posted by Self-Banished on May 01 2014,7:50 pm

(grassman @ May 01 2014,6:25 pm)
QUOTE
:rofl:  There ya go, set yourself free! :thumbsup:

But it's hard, deciding between dipsh!t repubs or douche bag Dems. :frusty:
Posted by irisheyes on May 02 2014,12:27 pm
^The main distinction being that you defend Republicans but attack the Democrats.

Example, Reagan was okay because "you made money", but anyone with a D next to their name you attack.  That's why I refer to you as a Republican.

Posted by Self-Banished on May 03 2014,6:28 am
^^i believe in said I made money during the Clinton era too, which
I did.

Posted by MADDOG on Dec. 15 2014,10:56 am

(irisheyes @ May 02 2014,12:27 pm)
QUOTE
^The main distinction being that you defend Republicans but attack the Democrats.

I don't have any problem criticizing a republican when it's due.

It's due.

Just who besides Bambino thinks that Boehner has the kahunas to lead the conservatives for the next Congress?

What a waste.  Apparently he forgot there was just an election where voters voted the direction they want this country to go and the Gruber voters stayed home.

He could have slowed the bleeding until after the new Congress was voted in, but chose to follow the will of most democrats.  He's a twit twink that needs to be replaced.

Posted by Liberal on Dec. 15 2014,12:08 pm
Kahuna? Twink? I don't think those words mean what you think they mean.

I'm pretty sure you meant cojones, not kahunas, but I've got no idea why you'd refer to Boehner as a twink.

Posted by MADDOG on Dec. 15 2014,1:25 pm
< kahuna >.  :dunno:   Did a quick spell check and found it could refer to your cojones.  Left it alone.

Twink?  

Reference to having no kahunas.  Ball less.  A good match for Bambino.  :sarcasm:

Posted by Self-Banished on Dec. 15 2014,1:43 pm
^^
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