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Posted on: Dec. 02 2015,12:53 pm |
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THE PERFECT DAY – January 20, 2017
1. President Marco Rubio and Vice President Carly Fiorina are sworn into office.
2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Government’s costs for public healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S improves 100%.
3. Newly appointed department of Homeland Security Chief Donald Trump announces the immediate deployment of Troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control illegal immigration and the immediate deportation of illegals with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social Security ID’s are required by every American citizen. Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are closed.
4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Ted Cruz eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.
5. Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Rand Paul announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.
6. Hillary Clinton is in Leavenworth , where she belongs. Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for ‘Hate Crimes." She bitches at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some might call cruel and unusual punishment.
7. Bernie Sanders is in a mental institution, where he belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at ten and discuss the success and benefits of Communism and Socialism throughout the world. They also wonder when the “Mothership” is going to pick them up and return them to their home planets.
8. Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans, doesn’t try to satisfy the needs of every person on the planet, doesn’t require a degree in nuclear physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7 except it is easier to use.
9. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen wandering through the jungle singing “Hakuna Matata” with a chimp named Commie and chanting Allahu Akbar.
10. Oscar Meyer announces the introduction of a new cholesterol and fat free pepperoni that tastes just like regular pepperoni.
11. Not to be outdone, Kraft Foods announces the introduction of several varieties of cholesterol and fat free cheeses that taste just like regular cheese.
12. A committee is not established to determine what is causing global cooling. Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.
13. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote in Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the State of Illinois.
And this my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!!!!!!
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JESUS DID THE ORGANIZING for His church and whenever men go beyond that pattern (found only in the New Testament of Jesus Christ) they do so at their own peril. One needs to only read the New Testament to see the problem that has been created over the last two centuries within the churches.
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Posted on: Dec. 02 2015,1:26 pm |
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The last part of #9 is hilarious. 
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 Remember boys and girls,
Don’t be a Dick …
Or a “Wayne” 
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mrugly
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Posted on: Dec. 02 2015,2:33 pm |
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I'd like it if trump was president and head of homeland security. I like the fact that your idea puts quite a few republican presidential runners to work and the democrat ones not so much. Funny also!
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Iowa it stands for Idiots Out Wandering Around!
did i just print that? 
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Botto 82
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Posted on: Dec. 02 2015,4:04 pm |
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Unfortunately, none of that will happen. Hillary "Goldman-Sachs" Clinton is our next President.
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Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
- Kurt Vonnegut
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stardust17
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Posted on: Dec. 03 2015,12:29 am |
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Obama being elected(re-elected) sends the right-wingers into spastic attacks. They try centerists McCain and Romney. Total fail. Now they dredge deep into the depths for "real" conservatives. And, as could be predicted, what arises is all the garbage that sank to the bottom. Without Koch etc financing this rubbish pile would be feeding bacteria on the bottom.
Obama's policies can be questioned. But, no doubt, this present pile of GOP candidates, and the outing of millions of bigots/racists, is a result of his presidency. Hillary should be thankful in that respect. Sensing the mood of the country any decent GOP candidate---slightly Right of right-leaning Hillary--- could have beat her hands down.
Has anyone heard anything about Benghazi in the news lately? Maybe Breeze can troll in something.
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