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Obama Is A Cactus
Posted on: Sep. 23 2010,9:41 am by the breeze

Poll: 1 In 5 Americans Believe Obama Is A CactusQuote:
WASHINGTON—According to a poll released Tuesday, nearly 20 percent of U.S. citizens now believe Barack Obama is a cactus, the most Americans to identify the president as a water- retaining desert plant since he took office.

The poll, conducted by the Pew Research Center, found a sharp rise in the number of Americans who say they firmly believe Obama was either born a cactus, became a cactus during his youth, or has questionable links to the Cactaceae family.

"We asked people of varying races, ages, and backgrounds the same question: 'What is President Barack Obama?'" Pew spokeswoman Jodi Miller told reporters. "And a fifth of them responded, 'A cactus.'"



A number of polled Americans identified the above as
a photo of President Obama.


According to the poll, Obama has lost favor among many voters who supported his candidacy in 2008 but have since come to doubt he is a mammal. While these Americans concede Obama may not specifically be a cactus, most believe he is a plant of some kind, with 18 percent saying the president is a ficus, 37 percent believing him to be a grain such as wheat or millet, and 12 percent convinced he is an old-growth forest in Northern California.

When asked why they agreed with the statement "President Obama is a large succulent plant composed of specialized cells designed for water retention in arid climates," many responded that they "just know," claiming the president only acts like a human being for political purposes and is truly a cactus at heart.

White House officials have asserted that the nation's 44th president is a person...http://www.theonion.com/articles/poll-1-in-5-americans-believe-obama-is-a-cactus,18127/

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A Pledge To America
Posted on: Sep. 22 2010,9:17 pm by Common Citizen

GOP Pledge to America

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City Manager
Posted on: Sep. 22 2010,8:10 pm by Santorini

Okay, I know it's been discussed BUT I still think the new city manager was rail-roaded. :dunno:

Think about it.  Who would stand to benefit by having him removed??
Did he find something that needed to be investigated??
So the guy bought a refrigerator with a city CC...so!
I would think that is part of moving expenses if he didn't have one?
I really don' get it.  Didn't he fit the "good ol' boys/ girls" mold?

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